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What Can You Buy A Nudist For Christmas?
(First appeared November 2004 )

Buying for your naturist friends needn't be too difficult.  Joe Petersen looks at some great gift ideas for nudists.

Oh dear! Gifts. I've always found  gifts to be a problem,

• Because when it comes to buying AFFORDABLE gifts for others I’m completely devoid of original ideas, and

• Because when asked what I’d really like for Christmas they think I’m joking when I tell them that my Renault Laguna is clapped out and that I quite fancy a new Range Rover, and

• By the time I get round to actually buying something ( usually on Christmas Eve, just before the shops close), I’m stuck with whatever’s left after the more organised citizens ( almost everybody else ) have picked over the good stuff.

So, with this in mind, I’ve decided to get more organised this year.

Firstly, to help me choose suitable gifts, I’m going to buy according to a theme. Secondly, to avoid the last minute rush and the Christmas crowds, I’m going to order early and order on-line. Thirdly, the gifts have to be sensibly priced. Lastly, these guidelines will help others buy for me!

Pretty neat eh?

And so, as most of my family and friends are nudists, my chosen theme for 2004 is … wait for the drum-roll folks … Nudist and Naturist!

I’ve already done my research and made some purchases but I’m sure you won’t be interested in my choices. But just in case you may want to buy for the nudists in your life, here are some gift ideas which you might find useful ( OK, so the owners of this site are affiliated to some of the suppliers featured here, but the gift ideas are still great. Anyway, stop being so grumpy. It’s Christmas.)

FOR HIM:

Why not let him while away the long winter evenings with a great book exploring the quirky history of the nudist cinema?

"Cinema Au Naturel" brings to life many long-forgotten films such as "Elysia: Valley of the Nude", "The Monster at Camp Sunshine", and "Take Off Your Clothes and Live". This is the first book devoted to these tantalizing films, and author Mark Storey shows them worthy of both light-hearted and serious consideration.

No? Something a little more risque perhaps?

How about "The Naked Truth about Hedonism II: A Totally Unauthorized, Naughty But Nice Guide to Jamaica's Very Adult Resort, 2nd Edition" by Chris Santilli.

Everyone returns from Hedonism II, an adult resort in Jamaica, with at least one good story. This book is a collection of those cheeky stories and also a bawdy travel guide for making the most of a trip to this resort. Sporting forty three colour photos and eighteen black-and-white ones, the book is sure to make him laugh at the antics of the guests who keep coming back for more naked silliness.

More nudist gift ideas from Amazon

FOR HER:

What's the ideal “throw on “for the nudist lady? Something simple and comfortable yet stylish and graceful which looks as good in the bedroom as it does on the beach. I'm talking about a Kimono, that functional but elegant garment which has graced Japanese ladies for centuries.

Forget struggling into shorts or donning unflattering jogging bottoms when you need to cover up - you can slip into a Kimono as if it were a housecoat, and still look a million dollars! You‘ ll find a superb range of stunning designs in real silk at Iris Silks 

We all know what the excesses of Christmas can do to our figures, and there's nothing like going nude on a beach or a club to highlight the results of our over-indulgence. But fear not. If your lady is already worrying about the excess pounds she'll really appreciate the aptly named " Look Great Naked" series of three VHS tapes or DVD's

Reviewer Diana Quacinella says" This is quite possibly the best set of workout tapes I've tried. In weeks I saw a difference in my abs, butt and thighs. My tummy is now toned and my thighs have great shape. I've tried pilates, yoga and nothing has worked as great as this set!"

For Him and Her.

Why not spice up your relationship with an erotic nudist holiday at an exotic location? "The Adults Only Travel Guide" gives you tons of sizzling ideas. Authors David West and Louis James have drawn upon their different experiences to write one of the most interesting and informative guides available on adult only travel.

This unique directory features some of the most out of the ordinary luxurious romantic resorts, tantalizing erotic events, clothing optional cruises, private villas and secluded inns around the world. It will provide you with an easy to use directory of some of the best erotic destinations that cater to an adult audience. Discover the perfect destination for the adventurous adult in you!

And talking about spicing things up, why not try something really different.

If you’ve heard of pheromes, you’ll know that they are natural chemical scents produced by the body in order to attract others. Scientists can now produce these artificially to make a truly dynamite sexual magnet. These things are extremely potent, and really do work - I can personally vouch for them - so be warned!

If you’re really sure you can handle the sexual heat, and can resist the temptation that comes with being a sexual magnet, why not treat each other to some unbridled passion this Christmas? These products are so powerful that you should start with the Beginner Special if you’ve not used pheromes before. The suppliers are so confident that their products work that they’re giving a full money back guarantee if you’re not 100% satisfied. What have you got to lose -except your inhibitions! Check them out here ( UK Buyers may prefer to get them here)

So, there’s a few ideas for you. Christmas shopping for nudists may not be easy, but with a little research it can be done.

A very merry Christmas to you and yours

Joe!

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