It’s
a Gift!
Gift ideas for the fun-loving nudist
by Diane Ferdanez
Are
you struggling to find original Christmas gift ideas for that special
nudist in your life—or, come to think of it, for that special nudist
in yourself? Fed up with the familiar collection of perfumes,
body lotions, books and beach towels that, in the absence of anything
more original, we nudists present to each other year after year?
Then worry not, as I’ve trawled the band-with on your behalf,
searching for that extra-special something that will delight your loved
one— or yourself, and won’t break the bank!
At
the time of writing there are just 16 shopping days left until
Christmas, so let’s get on with the good stuff!
For him.
Whilst we ladies may be alarmed at the speed with
which our boobs are journeying southwards, the major concern of many of
our gentlemen colleagues is likely to be the dimensions of the
“tackle”, as my husband calls the male bits. If you know someone
with this on his mind, why not treat him to a guaranteed
penis enlargement?
This
website promises to increase size by as much as 3 inches in one year
and furthermore actually guarantees it, so he’ll no longer have
anything to hide on the nudist beach!
He’ll
love you forever, in more ways than one!
For her
Pubic
Styling is definitely “in” these days and is openly discussed by
style icons like Victoria Beckham and Jennifer Lopez.
If
your lady’s not yet joined the craze, why not give her a start with “Hot
Pink. The Girls' Guide to Primping, Passion, and Pubic Fashion.”
Starting out as the definitive guide to pubic hair styles (more than a
dozen!), this unprecedented eBook goes on to deliver seriously useful
information on everything from how to prevent razor burn 99.9% of the
time and find the best professional bikini wax to how to talk about
sexual fantasy and spicing things up.
To
complete the package, couple this with something from the “Body
Bare” or “Feather Touch” range of intimate shavers from
personalshavers.com.
These are endorsed by a bevy of movie stars and are ideal for the
novice groomer or the experienced shaver. The company are running a
series of seasonal promotions and are still promising delivery by
Christmas (within the US) so if you want her to “strut her fluff”
over the holidays, act soon!
For her and him
Want to make a permanent reminder of each other’s
favourite nudist bits, and have a little fun whilst doing it? Why not
try a little body sculpture?
These kits are designed for “do it yourself”
applications, but I think they’d be even more fun when done by your
partner. I know what hubby and I will be doing over the holidays!
(Warning. The web-links below link to
products on a website which also contains adult goods. Please be aware
of this before you click!)
Ladies,
the Brilliant Boobs Casting Kit is designed to help you
immortalise your fabulous hooters before they become droopers!
This great easy to use brilliant boobs casting kit has been designed
especially for first-time casters to use in the privacy of their own
home. Full instructions and all the materials you need are provided. It
also comes with additional ideas on how to decorate your finished boob
cast if, for instance, a pair of gleaming golden domes is more to your
taste (as pictured).
A wonderful gift to give as a kit, as a memento or as a finished work of
art! Get it here.
Fellas,
Jimi Hendrix and Mick Jagger each had one, and now so can you! The Proud
Pecker Penis and Nipple casting kit contains all the materials you need
to produce an exact plaster cast replica of your penis and includes a
mini kit for producing an exact plaster cast replica of your nipple. Now
you’ll know what it’s like to be a rock star! Get it
here.
It’s a wrap.
So those are my selections for this year’s
nudist gift catalogue. Each gift is suitable for a nudist, and even if
you don't agree with all of my choices, I hope some of the items here
have brought a smile to your lips!
Have
a really great Christmas, and a very happy New Year!
Diane
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